0-fer OR Why I Suck As a Fantasy Football Owner

Actually, I don't even have a good excuse. I had a legacy of 3 straight playoff appearances, and 2 straight championship games. Now, after 10 weeks, my win total is... 0. Yeah, that's right. But honestly, who would've guessed that Daunte Culpepper and Ahman Green would both suck hard for a few weeks and then both get injured and shut down for the season? And I only used like a 5th round pick on Green. I mean, I knew I was in bad shape when Tiki Barber was the first back I took, but I never would've guessed it would've ended up this bad. We did change our scoring system for this year, and I think that kind of screwed up my drafting strategy. That's a bit of a cop-out though. Oh well, I'm 7-3 in my other league with a team I didn't draft. La-dee-frikkin-da.

On another note, Jason is sick, and his voice is brutal right now. Not a good sign when you've got a show the next day. So we may have to go heavy on songs that I sing, or just have Jason push through it. Of course, we could just do a bunch of Barry White covers. Anyway, let's just keep our fingers crossed that Jason doesn't have the bird flu.