It's the end of the world as we know it

I'm trying to not post on this thing too much (i.e. every day), but this topic absolutely demands my attention. I got a phone call from Anna, my loving and attentive girlfriend, last night and she told me some very very alarming news. Evidently, now one of the paramedics on ER is played by none other than... you guessed it: John Stamos. That's right, kiddies - Uncle Jesse is rolling bloody, injured guys around on stretchers on TV. I'm pretty sure that this is a sign of the Apocalypse, but I'll have to read up on Revelation to verify that. Until then, start buying canned goods and boarding up your windows.