wallflowers... or something like that

I've been waiting for a little while to post this, and I think it's been long enough. In the parking garage beneath the building in Farmington Hills that used to house Continental AG, where I worked on contract for a few months, I came across something so unique, I didn't have words to describe it. The way that the cement was poured for the walls down there was such that it left a circular mark in the middle of each section of concrete. Furthermore, there was some moisture that had gathered on the walls, and created permanent marks in various patterns. What I didn't expect, was that while pulling into a parking spot on a normal day of work, that my headlights would illuminate something that would change my life forever. Or at least my day. By adding recurring giggling.

Warning, this is not for the faint of heart. Explicit content ahead.

So this is what I saw as I drove up.

Wait a second, let me get a closer look.

Yeah. I've never seen anything like it in my life. I'm pretty sure it was formed naturally too.

I feel like I've witnessed one of those miracles where someone sees an image of Jesus or the Virgin Mary and they call the Vatican, except I feel like I should be calling La Leche League or something instead.