calvin must drink a lot of water...

In my humble opinion, there's no better place to express your views to the world than the back of your car. You know those rear window decals of Calvin peeing on a Ford or Chevy symbol? I'm not really sure I've ever fully understood the appeal of those things. Although, it's surprising that in the Detroit area, you don't see more Calvins peeing on Toyota and Honda symbols. (Which brings me to my idea of buying a Toyota Tundra, putting an 'Out of a job yet? Keep buying foreign!' bumper sticker on it, and parking it at the Ford River Rouge Plant in the 'Ford Family of Cars Parking Lot' just to see how long it lasts... but that's a different story). Today while we were driving, Anna spotted someone that had a rear window decal of Calvin peeing on Osama bin Laden. Why can't we have Calvin just pee on things that dudes normally pee on? Like a tree or a campfire? Maybe it's just me, but I think there should be a traffic ordinance that regulates what you are allowed to depict Calvin peeing on. And it should be inversely proportional to the seriousness of the issue. For example, if you want to express your displeasure with someone who is responsible for a terrorist attack, maybe you should choose another medium. This is a slippery slope here, folks. I mean, if we don't come together and do something about it, it won't be long before we see a car with this in their back window:


The insanity must stop. A movement of change must be started. You can do your part. Help me put a stop to Calvin peeing on things, by printing this out and putting it in the back window of your car: